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Why do chairs even exist? Anonymous Cheek 02/08/26(Sun)14:20:69 No.1337 [Reply]

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Think about it anons. We have perfectly good floors. Our ancestors sat on rocks and logs for millions of years. Then some "genius" comes along and invents a device specifically designed to elevate our butts a few feet off the ground.

Is this progress? Is this what we fought for? I demand answers.

Anonymous Cheek 02/08/26(Sun)14:22:00 No.1338

>>1337

Based and floor-pilled. I've been sitting on the ground for 3 years now. My glutes have never been stronger.

ChairDefender 02/08/26(Sun)14:25:33 No.1339

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>>1337

Imagine being this wrong. Chairs are the pinnacle of human civilization. Without chairs, there would be no:

>Gaming chairs

>Office chairs

>Toilet seats (technically a chair)

Checkmate, floor sitters.

Anonymous Cheek 02/08/26(Sun)14:30:00 No.1340

>>1339

>toilet seats

>technically a chair

I can't argue with this logic. You win this round, chair enthusiast.

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ITT: Your favorite sitting position Anonymous Cheek 02/08/26(Sun)13:00:00 No.1400 [Reply]

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I'll start:

>Cross-legged on the floor

>Maximum comfort

>Instant enlightenment vibes

>Knees hate me but worth it

Anonymous Cheek 02/08/26(Sun)13:05:00 No.1401

The "I've been sitting so long my leg is asleep and now I can't stand up" position is underrated.

ButtConnoisseur 02/08/26(Sun)13:10:00 No.1402

Professional sitter here (yes it's a real job). The optimal position is:

1. Back slightly reclined (110°)

2. Feet flat on floor

3. Arms at keyboard height

4. Screen at eye level

5. Existential dread at maximum

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HAPPENING: THEY'RE BANNING SITTING IN PUBLIC NEWS_ANON 02/08/26(Sun)12:00:00 No.1500 [Reply]

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ANONS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I just saw leaked documents that they're planning to remove all public benches by 2027. They want us to STAND like animals.

What do we do??

Anonymous Cheek 02/08/26(Sun)12:01:00 No.1501

>>1500

Fake and gay. Also I'll just bring my own chair.

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